Top 20 Adventure Games of All-Time!!1!

#18: Traitor’s Gate 2

258 Productions – 2003

Yesterday I decided that it was time to take my dog out for a walk. He hadn’t been out walking for a while. I often find that when I don’t walk him for a while, he becomes disagreeable, and generally does things that I find unpleasant.

Speaking of unpleasant, I recently received my monthly statement for my mutual fund account and discovered that the valuation of my funds has really taken a devastating hit recently. In fact, my dollar-cost averaging showed quite an unfortunate loss over the life of my portfolio. Although it’s my understanding that cow futures are on the rise, and since I have substantial holdings in that market, I believe it’s likely that my portfolio will soon rebound.

Speaking of rebounding, I was watching the sports channel on TV the other day, and I couldn’t believe what I saw. Is this what we consider sports now? What happened to the good old days of friendly competition? Sportsmanship? Athletes who valued nothing higher than the sanctity of the game and their conduct? It’s become quite a tragic situation, if you ask me.

All of which is to say, Traitor’s Gate 2 absolutely @*#$ing rules and is definitely the 18th best adventure game ever made in the history of games.

Perspicuous.

(E.D.)